Our Year of Confessions

The Training Day

viktorandsergei — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:00:16 +0000

Is my favorite movie when Denzel makes fighting with other blacks about money.

Very Strong Desire

viktorandsergei — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:19:18 +0000

I have very strong desire when I see this Ukrainian walking on street:

Then cousin tell me this is not woman, is man.

And yet I cannot resist still feel same for this Ukraine man woman person.

Very Sick

viktorandsergei — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:51:07 +0000

I am having very sick in my head. I tell sister to go get medicine, but doesn’t listen to me. I am having very sick in my head but I still make pee in her soup. I don’t like soup. Two days after she drinks pee soup I tells her and she makes sick like me, but only not in head. In mouth on floor.

I am so very, very sick in my head.

Viktor Father

viktorandsergei — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:56:10 +0000

Viktor’s father is very dirty businessman, he always have new scheming. I love cousin Viktor, but Uncle Dima is annoy me.

"I have many thing to say!"

Ring Ring

viktorandsergei — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 06:56:30 +0000

My sister when she is getting married, I take fancy ring and throw in river. Is because she think is better than us.

Where’s ring now, Tina?

Your fancy husband he buy you new one. Oh wait, you are not getting married yet.

First Poem Of Sergei

viktorandsergei — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 04:03:03 +0000

I make sex in bathtub with myself when I have thinking of first poem that cousin write, “Rainbows Over Pripyat.”

Second confession is radiation injury always make me have sex with myself in bathtub.

My First Poem

viktorandsergei — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:33:17 +0000

“Rainbows Over Pripyat”

Sasha, where were you when rainbows they come over Pripyat?

My heart it is like someone’s head foot-st0mping on.

You do this, Sasha, with calling Mikhail in the secret.

I am rainbows.

You are Chernobyl sex fire of cunt drippings.

Breaks The Leg

viktorandsergei — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:01:53 +0000

I play mean trick on friend Olav. I tell him to come to my house because there is naked woman who want to see him. When he come to house, I take him to door and show him peephole. Olav look and see this picture of sexy woman—I place this picture on other side of peephole so that Olav believe sexy woman is on other side of door, is very funny idea—and Olav he get very excite.

Very sexy woman is there

I tell Olav, “Olav, she is excite to meet you, go now!”

He open door to see woman, but door not lead to woman—door lead only to ten-meter drop down to concretes for parking. But Olav see this too late.

Close behind you when you leave, okay please

He breaks the leg.

David the Lee Roth

viktorandsergei — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:55:41 +0000

This is who I am wanting to be someday, but my sister she say I cannot jump high enough. I punch her in the neck.

Blessed Are The Meek

viktorandsergei — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 05:02:16 +0000

I kick my grandfather in shin of leg after he have hip surgery and is still asleep.